tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post5735025651587363699..comments2023-05-08T05:01:24.653-04:00Comments on The Hitch List: Resolutions Everyone With a Penis Should MakePolly Syllabickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02496267725745550586noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-1043296994058282672010-04-09T07:29:12.027-04:002010-04-09T07:29:12.027-04:00Well I couldn't agree more with this post, and...Well I couldn't agree more with this post, and I absolutely love how you've described the female memory. hahahaha<br />it.is.so.true.<br />one lie, and once their caught-those fools fall down a very, very slippery slope. <br />As for your last point-<br />SERIOUSLY<br />how hard is it to return the favor?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-4218177991982491512010-04-05T20:11:14.599-04:002010-04-05T20:11:14.599-04:00*beams*
This made me laugh out loud at least twic...*beams*<br /><br />This made me laugh out loud at least twice, and chuckle quietly to myself like a demented chipmunk the rest of the time. The Female Memory is pretty ruthless alright!Harleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09912471979864385633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-38019236968049364322010-03-07T07:40:46.520-05:002010-03-07T07:40:46.520-05:00Thank you for nice information! I bookmarked your ...Thank you for nice information! I bookmarked your site for futher reading!!<br /><br />Rait Raak<br /><a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Penis-Advantage-scam" rel="nofollow">Penis Advantage scam?</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-10558639544837033122010-02-11T00:51:21.406-05:002010-02-11T00:51:21.406-05:00What guy doesn't like to eat pussy?What guy doesn't like to eat pussy?Living with Ballshttp://www.livingwithballs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-53425055757871097412010-02-09T16:11:09.259-05:002010-02-09T16:11:09.259-05:00I just discovered your blog and I am in love with ...I just discovered your blog and I am in love with it. You and I are on the same page. (although you put it better)<br /><br />http://aprylsmindshowers.blogspot.com/Aprylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644829163969794409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-7625576270433904902010-02-09T01:22:16.503-05:002010-02-09T01:22:16.503-05:00Hahahaha oh my... "yeah, he was a vegan, but ...Hahahaha oh my... "yeah, he was a vegan, but that’s no excuse". I totally busted up when I read that. WOW.<br /><br />I haven't read your "woman's" list yet, but I sure hope #1 is "stop going after the douchebags".<br /><br />.... hrm, nope. But #1 + #3 will be acceptable. :-P<br /><br />-Nic<br />http://themusicplaysyou.wordpress.comNic Lakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07956542909920145824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-33550210286998802612010-02-05T13:44:56.674-05:002010-02-05T13:44:56.674-05:00Nice Post!! All I can say is that I actually have...Nice Post!! All I can say is that I actually have a woman who doesn't enjoy #5. What's up with that????<br /><br />Hipstercrite I think you're so hot and I love your blog too!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14371378781948303166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-33393603668087393522010-02-05T12:39:45.099-05:002010-02-05T12:39:45.099-05:00this post is as witty and fun to read as the penis...this post is as witty and fun to read as the penis picture is gross. Look forward to reading more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-11335353891723715642010-02-04T14:52:35.773-05:002010-02-04T14:52:35.773-05:00Even a selfish man knows the more you give the mor...Even a selfish man knows the more you give the more you get. I can't imagine the sex life of the guy who hasn't figured that out. He certainly has never been to Montreal.cHolidayddshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04685837229590341038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-6888160456563742422010-02-04T02:31:41.313-05:002010-02-04T02:31:41.313-05:00You're like a smack of truth.
A smack in the ...You're like a smack of truth.<br /><br />A smack in the vagina, obviously.hmla2599https://www.blogger.com/profile/13059799766743811221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-3952716376128398722010-02-04T00:58:59.720-05:002010-02-04T00:58:59.720-05:00Can I dislike button the guy in the 1000 penises o...Can I dislike button the guy in the 1000 penises outfit. I'm not normally a squeamish guy, but I gotta say, I feel a little uncomfortable right now.Brianhttp://20goingonnothing.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-60348778814620255142010-02-03T21:15:33.173-05:002010-02-03T21:15:33.173-05:00LOL, creepiest picture EVER.
You should have slap...LOL, creepiest picture EVER.<br /><br />You should have slapped your friend in point no. 1. I get that he's warned her, but actions speak louder than words and his actions do seem very boyfriendish. Not to say that the girl isn't a factor in this, but he should still back off if she's not his "type." Great list!!Ellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09575428806587300801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-86619975580294375682010-02-03T14:42:41.674-05:002010-02-03T14:42:41.674-05:00I can't really say anything in my defense but ...I can't really say anything in my defense but he was at least good in bed and gave REALLY good gifts. However, that doesn't make up for me missing out on however many years of oral-inspired orgasms. <br /><br />Also, Ariel darling, "aquatic-namo"? Did you mean "aquatic-nEmo? I'm confused. Also I miss you terribly. <br /><br />And I love you Polly. I know your life is insane but when I see you next, you're gonna sit in my bed while I'm teaching for 2 hours and WRITE and do nothing else. Because you're brilliant at it.Rednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-83617955322488933022010-02-03T13:55:27.650-05:002010-02-03T13:55:27.650-05:00Oh man. Please please please write more. Shit. Thi...Oh man. Please please please write more. Shit. This is so good. You're SO spot on. I especially like Number 5.Hipstercritehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02168118598530462596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-2627298747037320312010-02-03T12:31:08.901-05:002010-02-03T12:31:08.901-05:00Like Missy tells us boys "go downtown and eat...Like Missy tells us boys "go downtown and eat it like a vultcha". End. of. story. I hear girlfriends of mine tell me that their men don't go down...and well...let me just say that I liked it and put a ring on it for a damn reason. It's a REQUIREMENT. Not a preference.inflammatory writhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12923322007776358065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-86982856938537586392010-02-03T12:09:10.356-05:002010-02-03T12:09:10.356-05:00Loved this entry although I think a lot of this ca...Loved this entry although I think a lot of this can be applied to women as well. I think both sexes have a lot to learn in terms of these bullet points.Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07290616156300143483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-41409808841833210862010-02-03T11:57:53.693-05:002010-02-03T11:57:53.693-05:00hahahaha, this is awesome. guys should read and ta...hahahaha, this is awesome. guys should read and take notes!Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02863089517060245380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-54276208492151637012010-02-03T10:46:32.739-05:002010-02-03T10:46:32.739-05:00Well, look whose back.
Just keep writing, just k...Well, look whose back. <br /><br />Just keep writing, just keep writng, la la lala.... See what I did there? With the whole aquatic-namo thing. God, I'm good.Ariel.... like the mermaidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-28327167143021922542010-02-03T10:28:43.891-05:002010-02-03T10:28:43.891-05:00You are not superhuman. You’re a junkie, masking t...You are not superhuman. You’re a junkie, masking the real issue with an intoxicant that makes absinthe look like O’Douls. And, like any junkie, the only way to keep the high rolling is to find the next fix. Since infatuation inevitably fades, a cycle begins: blissful plaything after plaything, each holding a fresh hit of distraction in their outstretched palm. <br /><br />UGHHHH so true.Meghanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08041411520313369470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-73745534964029777472010-02-03T10:10:59.464-05:002010-02-03T10:10:59.464-05:00Interesting (to me) thought...apart from tongue sh...Interesting (to me) thought...apart from tongue shoveling the stink dish, most of these things can be applied not just to men/women or dating relationships.<br /><br />It's not that men and women are different, but people...are different. Just as sometimes I don't know what the hell my wife is thinking, I don't know what the hell my buddy from high school is thinking when he doesn't call me back regarding plans we had.<br /><br />I guess, as you pointed out...these problems are not actually gender specific...because its rare if two people, men or women are actually on the same mental wavelength.<br /><br />Hmmmm...Tomout.Ninja in a Mazdahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02653727913589803504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7721067163184497236.post-88916499808163432782010-02-03T09:55:40.435-05:002010-02-03T09:55:40.435-05:00I'm surprised more guys aren't already clu...I'm surprised more guys aren't already clued into these 5 bullet points.<br /><br />I was worried you had disappeared. Write more often; everything is truly enjoyable!wadethetideshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06622845374573376502noreply@blogger.com