Okay, this is going to be brief, but I literally had to drop everything and post this one.
Intrigued by the wide and varied feedback on sugar daddies and babies, which I'll report on later, I went to the Roman Coliseum of Bizarre Human Behavior to do some additional research...yes, craigslist.
THIS was one of the posts in the "Men Seeking Women" section. Ahem:
"Beautiful Latin, Russian, White, Asian, Eastern-European females, please respond:
///FrEe PReGNaNcY TeST - 27 (Chelsea)\\\
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
I work at a medical supplies company and scored a ton of urine pregnancy tests.. It'd be cool to try them out..I can "administer":o)
PS: i'm white & hot.
if you reply, i'll send my pic...
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"
**cue crickets chirping**
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say: WHAT. THE. FUCK??????
I've seen some wild, debauched, obscene stuff in my day. I've even offered to do some of that stuff. It's comforting to know that there is such variety in this world, but...
....REALLY DUDE? You're asking beautiful women to trek to Chelsea to PEE on a truly alarming collection of what may or may not be PREGNANCY TESTS that you just happened to come across, perhaps by robbing a maternity ward? And you believe that your being caucasian and "hot" A) is a bonus, or B) will push undecided pissers into the realms of comfort and interest, just in case your totally creepy offer was totally creeping people out, Mr. Creepy Creeperton?
On a related note, if any of you ladies are a little late in your cycle and strapped for cash, I know this place you can go for free pregnancy tests...